Chow down on some
Confessional confectioneries,
Lavish lectern layer cake,
Marshmallow pope
On a liquorice rope,
Easter eggs in the organ loft,
Hot Cross buns on the altar
Chandeliers dripping donut glaze,
Fudge pews lined with caramel
Bibles and strawberry hymnals,
Chocolate coins in the tithing tray.
Salvation never tasted so sweet,
Submission was never so cloying.
Going to church is such a treat,
Praise be, there's always something to eat!
If there weren't, that would be annoying.
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